||[Mar. 14th, 2001|05:20 pm]
My entire apartment smells like paint, or nailpolish remover, or something, and I have no idea why. The cats keep walking around sniffing the air. It can't be good for them (or me, for that matter).|
I bet Joey the Lemur painted it for you while you were out.
he seemed like the really talented sort of cat who would do stuff like that.
He is the most talented kitty kitty ever!!!!! Just the other day I wore my pink angora sweater which reminded me of the many times he would drag it from the closet onto the bed. And tear the buttons off. Oh, what a sweet little boy.
tsk tsk tsk.
the shame you have brought to your family name with that sweater shall never be outlived.
to your knees and beg for mercy, you...you wretched wabbit mutiwating vagwant!
i think i am going to mail you a canary.
What does it mean if the cats eat the canary?
2001-03-15 06:51 am (UTC)
oops. i forgot to say.
it means your carrot sticks have begun to rot.
If anyone can get a hold of yesterday's paper, it had the recipe for Fado's Sheapard's Pie in it.
2001-03-15 01:58 pm (UTC)
It's all about the internet
1 pound ground lamb
1 pound ground beef
1/2 cup sliced mushrooms
1/2 cup peas
4 carrots, peeled and diced
1/2 yellow onion, diced
3 cups brown gravy
In a large hot skillet, saute lamb, beef, carrots, and onions until meat is browned. Strain grease. Add peas and mushrooms while stirring mixture. Add the brown gravy, bring to a boil, reduce heat and stir thoroughly. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cook until meat mixture has thickened enough to support mashed potatoes on top. Spoon meat into casserole dish. Spread mashed potatoes on top. Place under broiler or in high temp oven and bake until potatoes are brown and crispy.
2001-03-19 10:56 am (UTC)
Re: It's all about the internet
Ah, English cuisine. Take 2 parts meat, 1 parts vegetables, cook, put in crust and consume with some sort of horrible tea.