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[Apr. 6th, 2001|04:29 pm]
Roy Janik
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So as I was leaving work, I read a flier taped to the exit. It seems there's a bobcat prowling around our office buildings. That's ALL I need. Still, I'm highly amused. It would be great to get workman's comp for being mauled by a bobcat.
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[User Picture]From: flajuie
2001-04-06 04:25 pm (UTC)

bobcatbert, the evil and hungry HR director; he doesn't fire you, he disembowels you

So this guy last year brings in this juvenile bobcat and claims he found it under his desk at work. So look out Roy, you make jokes now, you might suffer the karmic repercussions.

By the way, the bobcat turned out to be one he decided to raise after killing its mother. So he took it home, and it was the cutest little fuzzball for a while, then it grew a bit and decided the guy's kid was annoying, and swatted it with a rather largish paw. So daddy dumbass deided to release the bobcat in the woods behind the plant where he was some sort of supervisor or something. He didn't bother to teach it how to hunt or anything, so this scrawny ass, emaciated bobcat finally drags his way back to the guy desperate for help and warmth and food.

So yeah, duh, he just found it.
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[User Picture]From: lentil
2001-04-06 06:18 pm (UTC)
Hello.
May I maul you, just a little bit?
Please?
Please?
I like to play.
And bite.
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