Last time I was there, they played "Anal Cunt". When I displayed my underground prowess by naming them, and their songs "311 Is Gay", as well as "Technology is Gay", Melissa laughed a lot, so I knew there was something special. Thank you, Anal Cunt.
Wait, what's so funny? I don't get it? I gues...I guess...*sniff*...we weren't meant for each other after all, James! Sigh.
Last Time I was there they were playing Ween. Chocolate Covered Pancake Smurfs or some such thing, those guys were always so weird I found it easier not to question. Anyway, they were also playing them last time I was at Kerby. And Magnolia. And Work. Wait, I can hear them now...theya re the soundtrack of my life! What the hell is wrong with me!?
Wes, I don't know how to break this to you, but you're actually the construct of an elaborate computer program.
YOU DON'T EXIST!!!
Our "love" was merely an experiment to see that it could be done. Alan Turning is ejaculating in his grave.
Hiya. Barge on into my journal anytime. Wally is a weird guy, isn't he? Kinda spacey. I see you are a member of the Knighthood of Buh. I remember sometime last year they gave out condoms for Bibles. Classic.
yah, those guys suck. i fucking hate the knighthood of buh. ever since they shot my cousin.
It was actually porn for bibles
, which to me makes even less sense. But who's quibbling? Well, I guess I am.
I love Kinda Spicey, I saw him in Usual Suspects just last night. Wow can he act.
Having just been informed how asinine this post is, I will abort it now, while I'm still ahead.
2001-07-02 09:59 am (UTC)
Re: Kinda Spicey?
Kinda Spicey sounds like the name of a band that a Spice Girl's sister would start. Like Little Bow-wow or somesuch.
Never forget that 78701 is more than a zipcode, it's a way of life.
and that in the event of an emergency, your seatcushion can be used as a flotation device.
A way of life that involves having sex with ones immediate family.
Or having parents of the same sex.
My baby brother was born less than 8 months after me. How is this possible?
Maybe you are twins, he just didn't want to come out.
It's time we faced up to facts: WE ARE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE WE KNOW!
There's nothing quite like being your own biggest fan.
but how will this help me meet people and find true and everlasting love, considering i have this thing on my balls?