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why I never need to reproduce [Jul. 2nd, 2001|12:31 pm]
Roy Janik
I don't think my genetic heretige is in any danger of dying out. Last night I talked to my sister Julie. She is pregnant again.


Darlene is due to give birth in less than two weeks now. So let's see:

Bobby: 2 boys (Ryan and Tyler)
Darlene: 1 kid on the way
Julie: 2 boys (Alec and Nicholas), 1 kid on the way
Barbara: 1 boy (Paul) and 1 girl (Crystal)
Roger: none
Roy: HAH!

So once all accounts have been paid in full, I'll be an uncle 8 times over. Sheesh.
But at any rate, congratulations, Julie!

From: ex_foot17
2001-07-02 11:01 am (UTC)
Sounds like your family would benefit from a batch of "No Fucking!" t-shirts.
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[User Picture]From: cailin23
2001-07-02 02:12 pm (UTC)

Children are the opiate of the masses

Do ya think Julie is gonna pop out a new one each time the old ones don't require every second of her attention?

I think she needs a job instead of a kid. Stay at home moms annoy me. Especially intelligent ones who could be doing better things with their time than rearing more demon spawn. Not that i don't like your nephews - all of those kids are really great. Just....blergh.

Which one of you kids is going to have 6 children of your own? As the youngest, roy, looks like the responsibility is yours.
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