If the cats are bothering you, I can tell them to stop calling and harrassing you.
Well, I got my booty kicked in Scrabble by mayzie last night. That's not supposed to happen. However, I was both delirious and asleep at the time, so maybe that's a valid excuse. And I still think that maizes isn't a word!
"Doctor, I've got these horrible corns on my feet!" "The Indians call them maizes."