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rather than moan about life, here's some filler... [Aug. 7th, 2001|10:36 pm]
Roy Janik
Here's a poem I wrote an indeterminate amount of time ago.
It's rather silly:

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I wish there were more ferrets, damnit.
All of them are so darn cute.
What joy would my existence merit
if the ferrets got the boot?

Days go by, when I see countless
cats and dogs and other beasts
but ferrets, damnit, only rarely
show their soft and cuddly feets.

Sometimes they are brown and squishy.
Sometimes they are white as snow.
Mostly they just bite my fingers.
I adore dem ferrets so!

I would never hurt a ferret,
though I hit a weasel once.
Bastard ran in front of me.
Silly weasel! (stupid dunce!)
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[User Picture]From: stariene
2001-08-08 01:36 am (UTC)

HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA.
I liked it.


if all goes according to my evil plan, i shall be calling your house at some point tomorrow, at which time i will then proceed to say: hello
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[User Picture]From: tamijoh
2001-08-08 06:31 am (UTC)

"only rarely show their soft and cuddly feets."

WHAT?
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[User Picture]From: flajuie
2001-08-08 07:05 am (UTC)

soft and cuddly = KITTIES, sharp, pokey, and vicious = FERRETS

The only time Wussit is ever soft and cuddly is when I take him for a little walk outside and he gets scared witless. In familiar home surroundings, however, he likes to gnaw on me for hours on end rather than sit still for more than a second.

Perhaps I am a bad ferret daddy.
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