Let's see. Stuff for the public records: Bonnie threw up in Wes's bathroom. She was not, however, the drunkest person there. That prize should be split between Cha-chee and Penelope. Let's see... what else? Despite the phenomenal amount of noise, no cops came, and no neighbors complained. Many people were defaced with magic markers. Dirk can juggle.
I barely drank anything, since I was driving, and had a show to do the next day, but I still had an amazing time. Here's hoping the next party (as yet unthemed) is half as successful.