||[Dec. 17th, 2002|01:57 am]
I could explain this, but I think some things are best left unexplained:|
or just jump straight to the (16 meg) video: http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~damo/weird/god.avi
That first dude had a tree for hair. Did God put it there?
2002-12-17 07:54 am (UTC)
did you even *listen* to the video?
That's awesome- no one told me there was an opening! I always wanted to be God!!! So, are they accepting resumes yet? (I am referring to the universal "they," of course)
This being a meaningless universive, I feel as qualified as anyone to accept resumes for the "God" position. Please limit it to one page, and provide references.
Ummm…. I’m having a lot of trouble getting the whole application to post, maybe it’ll work this time. Lemme know if you need anything else to make your decision. I will deliver any required references tied up in a burlap sack. But give me a few days on that one, ‘kay? It has been a rough week, even for the (pretty much) all-powerful.
Universal All-Powerful Entity Application Form
i. Examples of Supernatural or Otherwise Really Fucking Cool Powers
1. If I focus on a traffic light for long enough, I can force it to change to the color that I want.
2. I can leap off of tall buildings in a single bound
3. The morning after an eventful night, I can kill people with my breath
4. I met Kevin Bacon’s ex-girlfriend’s brother once (okay, not exactly a power, but definitely cool)
5. I wear a cape at night (no, seriously....)
2002-12-17 10:49 am (UTC)
you are the second ROYMUND Janik!
2002-12-17 10:51 am (UTC)
Re: that's awesome!
coz the one in the article here is a child prodigy, and we all know that the only thing in common with that other roymund janik is that you like looking at children on Prodigy.
"You can take it as god's own truth, if god existed."
I liked the bit about the spike, myself.
Great work, Dave. And, uh, RoyDon&Tom too.
2002-12-18 01:29 pm (UTC)
actually, there is a god...
and here's the proof!
one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time.