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[Dec. 17th, 2002|01:57 am]
Roy Janik
I could explain this, but I think some things are best left unexplained:

http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~damo/weird/god.htm

or just jump straight to the (16 meg) video: http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~damo/weird/god.avi
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[User Picture]From: wolfeskitchen
2002-12-17 06:05 am (UTC)
That first dude had a tree for hair. Did God put it there?
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2002-12-17 07:54 am (UTC)

did you even *listen* to the video?

no.
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From: u34km3
2002-12-17 09:25 am (UTC)
That's awesome- no one told me there was an opening! I always wanted to be God!!! So, are they accepting resumes yet? (I am referring to the universal "they," of course)
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2002-12-17 02:29 pm (UTC)
This being a meaningless universive, I feel as qualified as anyone to accept resumes for the "God" position. Please limit it to one page, and provide references.
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From: u34km3
2002-12-17 03:23 pm (UTC)
Ummm…. I’m having a lot of trouble getting the whole application to post, maybe it’ll work this time. Lemme know if you need anything else to make your decision. I will deliver any required references tied up in a burlap sack. But give me a few days on that one, ‘kay? It has been a rough week, even for the (pretty much) all-powerful.

Universal All-Powerful Entity Application Form

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4#$@#%%^#^#&$&$*&*(&&*%&*%&***********((*@!@#!#$$!@#!@#

Section 66e
i. Examples of Supernatural or Otherwise Really Fucking Cool Powers

1. If I focus on a traffic light for long enough, I can force it to change to the color that I want.
2. I can leap off of tall buildings in a single bound
3. The morning after an eventful night, I can kill people with my breath
4. I met Kevin Bacon’s ex-girlfriend’s brother once (okay, not exactly a power, but definitely cool)
5. I wear a cape at night (no, seriously....)
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From: (Anonymous)
2002-12-17 10:49 am (UTC)

that's awesome!

you are the second ROYMUND Janik!
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From: (Anonymous)
2002-12-17 10:51 am (UTC)

Re: that's awesome!

coz the one in the article here is a child prodigy, and we all know that the only thing in common with that other roymund janik is that you like looking at children on Prodigy.
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From: austinjones
2002-12-17 11:46 am (UTC)

LOL

"You can take it as god's own truth, if god existed."
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2002-12-17 02:30 pm (UTC)

Re: LOL

I liked the bit about the spike, myself.
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[User Picture]From: tomtomtomtomtom
2002-12-17 11:58 am (UTC)
COMEDY GOLD

Great work, Dave. And, uh, RoyDon&Tom too.
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2002-12-17 02:30 pm (UTC)
mostly dave.
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From: (Anonymous)
2002-12-18 01:29 pm (UTC)

actually, there is a god...

and here's the proof!

http://66.70.157.23/displayphotos.asp?PhotoID=419

one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time.

-TheMadArab
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