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Stinky del Negro on Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter (say that 10 times fast) [Jan. 21st, 2003|11:02 am]
Roy Janik
Tonight on Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter (my show), Stinky del Negro will be playing live. He's absolutely insane, and he will hopefully be playing for the better part of an hour. This all goes down at 8pm tonight on KVRX, 91.7fm.



"...a frighteningly seductive display of insecurity, anguish and sarcastic hate. Simply put... elevator music for an insane asylum."
(INsite Magazine)

"To say Stinky Del Negro is weird, is well frankly an understatement. Yes, this is part of what makes him endearing"
(NaughtySecretaryClub.com)

"He is the orchestral puppet master. He is Weenish and fiendish. He's a fine dish of chorizo on top of deviled eggs."
(Proper Gander zine)

"...offensive humor you can't stomach with charm and pop smarts you can't resist."
(AudioGalaxy.com)
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[User Picture]From: otto_von_grafik
2003-01-21 10:05 am (UTC)
Nummy Muffin is one of the best shows on one of the best stations in the tri-state area! I thought it was on Wednesdays...
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From: pinkinflation
2003-01-21 11:34 pm (UTC)

hello there

i found ur journal through random users, thought it was cool, just thought id tell ya , have a nice night xo

penny oi fredricks
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[User Picture]From: tomtomtomtomtom
2003-01-21 11:53 pm (UTC)

Re: hello there

Johnny is a boy obsessed with the circus. Most of all he LOVES clowns. The circus comes to his town and he asks his mom to take him. As soon as the gates to the circus open, Johnny races up, first in line to buy a ticket. the excitement overwhelmes him. He walks around the circus. He sees the animals, the freak show, buys a hot dog, plays on the clowns. And then he sees it, what he's been waiting for all these years...The Big Top.

Johnny races into the tent and takes a seat. Pretty soon the tent fills up and the show begins. It's a packed house and the buzz is electric. The dancing horses come out, then the elephants, then everyone's favourite, the clowns. The clowns run around and do their act making everyone laugh. When all this is finished, the head clown picks up a microphone and says "Now we'd like to pick a member of the audience to help with our show."

All the lights go out and a spotlight circles the crowd. and, as luck should have it, it lands on Johnny. Johnny is ecstatic, he nearly shits his pants with excitement. He can't beleive his luck. The head clown comes up to him and says..>
"Hey mister, are you the horse's head?"

"No." Johnny replies.

"Are you the horse's ear?"

"No"

"Are you the horse's tail?"

"No"

"Then you must be the horse's ASS!!!!"

And then whole tent erupts into fits of laughter all of Johnny's expense. Everyone is laughing, except for Johnny. He's as pissed as fuck. He vows then and there that next time the circus comes to town, he'll get his revenge on the clown.

As he's walking home, still fuming from the humiliation that the clown caused, Johnny thinks of ways that he can get back at the clown. Death, viloence, poisoning....and then it hits him. johnny will give the clown a taste of his own medicine. The next morning Johnny flips through the phonebook looking for someone who can help him with his revenge. Then he finds an ad..

INSULT SCHOOL
Sick of being picked on? Come to our school and soon you'll be verbally attacking people with vigour!

'This is just what I need!!!" says Johnny. So he rings up the school and enrols the next day.

So every day Johnny goes to the insult school, studying hard so he can learn the best and most harsh insult so he can get back at the clown. He becomes a lecturer at the school, gets his doctorate and writes hundreds of thesies on the art of coming back. One day a student says to him; "Sir you have done everything in the world of retorts, whats your motivation? He tells the story. The student says, well the circus is coming to town this month why not see if the clown is still there and get him back?

As soon as the circus opens it's gates Johnny barges to the front of the line, pushing people out of his way. No longer is he a kind, considerate man. He's a pissed off m.f. hell bent on revenge. He give the ticket seller the money, snatches the ticket and storms off.

He sees all the regular shit. The animals, the freaks, the clowns. He's so excited that he goes into the Big Top an hour before the show starts, just so he can get a good seat. The tent begins to fill up and the show starts...
The dancing horses come out, Johnny yawns. Then the elephants, Johnny tries to stay awake. And then the act Johnny has waited a year for, the clowns. The clowns run around and do their act making everyone laugh. When all this is finished, the head clown picks up a microphone, exactly the same as before,and says "Now we'd like to pick a member of the audience to help with our show."

All the lights go out and a spotlight circles the crowd. and, as luck should have it again, it lands on Johnny. Johnny is sits cool, calm and collected. The head clown comes up to him and says..

"Hey mister, are you the horse's head?"

"No." Johnny replies.

"Are you the horse's ear?"

"No"

"Are you the horse's tail?"

"No"

"Then you must be the horse's ASS!!!!"

And again the whole tent erupts with laughter. Except for Johnny. He sits there staring straight at the clown, a look of pure evil and hate on his face. The laughter quickly dies down as everyone knows something is going to happen. The crowd watched. This is the moment he has been waiting for. He takes a deep breath, stares at the clown and says...

FUCK YOU CLOWN



No Pants Day Card Game card?
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[User Picture]From: tomtomtomtomtom
2003-01-21 11:54 pm (UTC)

Re: hello there

P.S. COOL TATTOO OF A SKULL EATING A SNAKE FUCKING OWNZ
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2003-01-22 12:09 am (UTC)

Re: hello there

Nice to meet ya!
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From: pinkinflation
2003-01-24 06:55 pm (UTC)

Re: hello there

your welcome, keep up the good writing , feel free to check and comment on mine too =) i hop eu have a wodnerfull weekend , keep safe

xoxo
penny oi
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From: pinkinflation
2003-01-24 06:56 pm (UTC)

hmmm-

ive feel so loved, ive been deleted
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