ahhh, diet getting in the way! I get to suck my own buh on this one.
Actually, ALL this food comes from a diet cookbook, The Better Homes and Gardens Diet Cookbook or somesuch. One of the reasons I like to have people over, besides the company, is that even if the food is low in calories, it does you no good if you eat it all yourself.
What's your diet plan? I'm just trying to keep my caloric intake low.
I'm still a veggie boy and going halfway between a live food diet and low cal one. I need to be able to fit into the Ashley Riot costume for akon and have the build to fill it.^_^. I could bring a non-meat dish but that's going to have to way until after I gets my paycheck.
Damn it, Roy! I don't eat squash, pork chops, seafood, OR mushrooms! Well, squash is okay, but the rest are out...Do the beef with peanut sate sauce again! That was soooooo good....
All next week, roy is making dishes focusing on dick, so you'll be fine.
*insert your lackluster response about me liking dick here.*
Oh dear, I didn't see that coming at all!
You lucked out, Jason, I'm fresh out of witty today.
So, I'm just going to call you a jackass and leave it at that.
Right. I forgot to include the fact that you should reference who I am for some fat/crazy reason.
Sorry 'bout that! I totally forgot that YOUR TRUE IDENTITY IS A MYSTERY TO EVERYONE!
Jesis, it's funny when you don't understand.
Jeez, you guys! Get a room!
You have a fake livejournal, your name is Jason, you misspelled Jesus, and you love the cock. What don't I understand?
Will you both please just shut up and fuck?
No, your damn icon just made me lose my sex drive, James.
Actually, my dick souffle' is not to be missed!
I wouldn't miss your dick souffle for the world.
Please send some out to LA in some tupperware.... =-)
Yeah, I bet you wouldn't, fruitcake.
But Rooooyyy, I'm ALLERGIC to dick...And fruitcakes too, incidently.
2003-02-11 04:38 pm (UTC)
Re: it's ok
but you are one...
2003-02-11 07:22 pm (UTC)
Re: it's ok
I forgot the love, mindy on that last post.
I don't want all these people coming to the house, I hate them. I'm putting a stop to this whole "menu" thing right now.
2003-02-14 09:46 pm (UTC)
i am sick.
i desperately need to give you your thing.
and maybe introduce you to someone neat.
no reason for that last one. just want to. hrm.