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No matter what they say, I can make you stay [Feb. 11th, 2003|01:02 pm]
Roy Janik
Last night I re-instituted my cooking program, starting things of right with TEX MEX BEEF SOUP. Some of you may remember my previous, mostly successful run at this when I was living in Human Dwelling 43. That came to a crashing halt when my roommates revealed that while they liked all my friends, they didn't like having them over. or something.

But now that I am master of my own moonbase, I can cook all I want and have people over.

So if you're prone to eating dinner late, come over. Directions are here. Please don't use this information to track me down and kill me.

Here's this week's line-up. Be careful with the links. just-recipes.net has tons and tons of ad banners. But they're the only place online that has most of the recipes in my cookbook:

Tuesday- Saucy Spaghetti Squash Ole', (cooking begins at 9:00 due to radio show)
Wednesday- Curried Pork Chops w/Oranges, (cooking begins at 8:30 due to KVRX meeting)
Thursday- Crunchy Topped Fish w/ Potato Sticks, (cooking begins around 6:00)
Friday- Mushroom Stuffed Flank Steak Roll, (cooking begins around 6:00)

Yes, I just invited you to dinner. Yes, you. I'm aware that some of you are total strangers, that some combinations of you will be horribly awkward. But it's bound to be funny, anyways. And it'll make a good story.

UPDATE: I should also mention that The Soup Peddler's soup will be available from Tuesday until it runs out for vegetarians. This week is Gingered Yam soup.
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[User Picture]From: nconstruct
2003-02-11 11:17 am (UTC)
ahhh, diet getting in the way! I get to suck my own buh on this one.
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2003-02-11 11:25 am (UTC)
Actually, ALL this food comes from a diet cookbook, The Better Homes and Gardens Diet Cookbook or somesuch. One of the reasons I like to have people over, besides the company, is that even if the food is low in calories, it does you no good if you eat it all yourself.

What's your diet plan? I'm just trying to keep my caloric intake low.
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[User Picture]From: nconstruct
2003-02-11 11:45 am (UTC)
I'm still a veggie boy and going halfway between a live food diet and low cal one. I need to be able to fit into the Ashley Riot costume for akon and have the build to fill it.^_^. I could bring a non-meat dish but that's going to have to way until after I gets my paycheck.
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From: alteryego
2003-02-11 01:02 pm (UTC)
Damn it, Roy! I don't eat squash, pork chops, seafood, OR mushrooms! Well, squash is okay, but the rest are out...Do the beef with peanut sate sauce again! That was soooooo good....
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[User Picture]From: smellmyass
2003-02-11 01:17 pm (UTC)

it's ok

All next week, roy is making dishes focusing on dick, so you'll be fine.

*insert your lackluster response about me liking dick here.*
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From: alteryego
2003-02-11 01:27 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Oh dear, I didn't see that coming at all!
You lucked out, Jason, I'm fresh out of witty today.
So, I'm just going to call you a jackass and leave it at that.

Jackass.
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[User Picture]From: smellmyass
2003-02-11 01:29 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Right. I forgot to include the fact that you should reference who I am for some fat/crazy reason.
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From: alteryego
2003-02-11 01:40 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Sorry 'bout that! I totally forgot that YOUR TRUE IDENTITY IS A MYSTERY TO EVERYONE!
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[User Picture]From: smellmyass
2003-02-11 01:46 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Jesis, it's funny when you don't understand.
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2003-02-11 01:49 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Jeez, you guys! Get a room!
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[User Picture]From: nconstruct
2003-02-11 02:52 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Can I be the camera man?
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From: alteryego
2003-02-11 01:58 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

You have a fake livejournal, your name is Jason, you misspelled Jesus, and you love the cock. What don't I understand?
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[User Picture]From: vyvyanbasterd
2003-02-11 03:01 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Will you both please just shut up and fuck?
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From: alteryego
2003-02-11 07:38 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

No, your damn icon just made me lose my sex drive, James.
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[User Picture]From: vyvyanbasterd
2003-02-11 08:02 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Here ya go.
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2003-02-11 01:29 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Actually, my dick souffle' is not to be missed!
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[User Picture]From: smellmyass
2003-02-11 01:32 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

I wouldn't miss your dick souffle for the world.

Please send some out to LA in some tupperware.... =-)
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From: alteryego
2003-02-11 01:37 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Yeah, I bet you wouldn't, fruitcake.
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From: alteryego
2003-02-11 01:36 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

But Rooooyyy, I'm ALLERGIC to dick...And fruitcakes too, incidently.
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From: (Anonymous)
2003-02-11 04:38 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

but you are one...
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From: (Anonymous)
2003-02-11 07:22 pm (UTC)

Re: it's ok

Opps,
I forgot the love, mindy on that last post.

love,
mindy
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[User Picture]From: dameaux
2003-02-13 01:01 pm (UTC)

Thanks for reading today's headlines to us.

I don't want all these people coming to the house, I hate them. I'm putting a stop to this whole "menu" thing right now.
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[User Picture]From: mayzie
2003-02-14 09:46 pm (UTC)

i am sick.

i desperately need to give you your thing.
and maybe introduce you to someone neat.
no reason for that last one. just want to. hrm.
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