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your knickers? alrighty, your mighty tighty whities [Feb. 16th, 2003|05:51 pm]
Roy Janik
I just helped write the best song every created. I would post the demo, but I think Sara would kill me, since it's not polished yet. Instead, here are the lyrics.



NO PANTS DAY

I wake up in the morning
on the wrong side of the bed
There's an aching in my heart
and there's a throbbing in my head
And I can tell by the first 3 minutes
That nothing's gonna go my way
Oh how I wish it were
Oh how I wish it were
oh God I wish it were

No Pants Day..
No Pants Day.

(there'd be) People outside laughing, singin'
smiling while they dance.
There's not an angry look among them
since they're not wearing their pants.
Cuz people can be so cruel
sometimes they can be so mean
But when they're not wearing their trousers
you just can't take them seriously.

on No Pants Day.
No Pants Day.

You can wear your boxers, your briefs, your speedos too,
your panties, your slip, your underoos,

your bloomers? well alrighty, your mighty tighty whities
but don't put on your pants.

You can wear your knickers, your robe, or your sarong,
your jammies, your diaper, or even your thong,

nothing? okay... if that's your way,
just don't put on your pants..

It's the first Friday in May,
so throw your cares away,
It's the first Friday in May,
so throw your pants away,

on No Pants Day
No Pants Day
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: cha_chee
2003-02-16 05:39 pm (UTC)

*sniffle*

this is the greatest song ever written.
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