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damn Orwellian future [Apr. 18th, 2004|05:51 pm]
Roy Janik
When I went to Taco Cabana tonight, there was a piece of paper taped to the drive through menu:
Please note our drink sizes have changed:
small is now medium
medium is now large
large is now extra large


I don't think they were supposed to admit that.
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-04-21 07:10 am (UTC)

so..

Does that mean that when you you order "small" you will, in fact, get a drink that is considered by most to be "medium"...or does that mean that if you want a drink that is "small" you should say the word "medium"

I've been working too much. This shouldn't hurt my head so much.

-TheMadArab
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[User Picture]From: oculiferous
2004-04-21 10:27 am (UTC)

Re: so..

i think the real question is did the drinks' sizes physically change? did the smalls suddenly evolve into mediums, the mediums into larges and the larges into extra larges? try that on for size...
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-05-14 09:16 pm (UTC)

Re: so..

If you order a medium you're getting a small. Or, wait.

fuck.
whatever.

...their mediums are big though.

the mediums that are now large.

fuck.
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[User Picture]From: nekomouser
2004-04-21 09:09 pm (UTC)
It seems that the only logical thing to do is to tape your own sign over it. Perhaps:

small is now extra large
medium is now large
large is now medium

or:

Small is now "Steve"
Medium is now "Mark"
large is now "Larry"

or:

small is now large
medium is now gargantuan
large is now gimongous

Most imporatantly, just have fun with it!
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