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it started to become a relationship song, but I'm beating it into submission [Jun. 3rd, 2005|11:41 pm]
Roy Janik
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Suddenly, out of nowhwere, I’m writing a song:
C
OH MAN! Oh man!
C
I've got a crazy plan.
           C7  
I've gotta tell you how it's gonna work right now.
           F 
I'm gonna buy me a boat

put in on the river
G7 
catch a bunch of fish

cut out all their livers
           C
make some tea
                Fm
which then I'll drink
           D7
and when I pee
               G7 (STOP)
it'll come out pink.

The pink will make a dye
which the artists of the world will want to try...
They will give me lots of cash.
I won't deter 'em.
Make some masterpieces with my freakish urine.

(chorus)
And the flamingo's bright feathers
will be made from my nether region's flow
woh-oh.
And my liquid waste
will be the smile on Mona Lisa's face
(what charm and grace)
Yeah I'm gonna be...
in disguise, immortalized in pee.

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Christ, I'm sorry. I keep trying to make this song cleaner, and it just keeps getting grosser. ah, well.

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[User Picture]From: eva_bellatrix
2005-06-04 12:26 am (UTC)
Roy, Roy......Roy.
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2005-06-04 03:02 am (UTC)
what?
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[User Picture]From: kbadr
2005-06-04 04:26 pm (UTC)

So...

...is there room for a guitar part in this song? Coz you know, I have one of those things.
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