Suddenly, out of nowhwere, I’m writing a song:
OH MAN! Oh man!
I've got a crazy plan.
I've gotta tell you how it's gonna work right now.
I'm gonna buy me a boat
put in on the river
catch a bunch of fish
cut out all their livers
make some tea
which then I'll drink
and when I pee
it'll come out pink.
The pink will make a dye
which the artists of the world will want to try...
They will give me lots of cash.
I won't deter 'em.
Make some masterpieces with my freakish urine.
And the flamingo's bright feathers
will be made from my nether region's flow
And my liquid waste
will be the smile on Mona Lisa's face
(what charm and grace)
Yeah I'm gonna be...
in disguise, immortalized in pee.
Christ, I'm sorry. I keep trying to make this song cleaner, and it just keeps getting grosser. ah, well.