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X-Mas looms [Nov. 24th, 2000|09:05 am]
Roy Janik
So I haven't purchased a single Christmas present yet. How sad is that? Maybe I should venture out to the malls today, on the biggest shopping day of the year. I normally hate crowds, but for some reason, the day after Thanksgiving is a blast. BTW, if anyone's listening, all I want for Christmas is the best electric razor money can buy. I'm sick of cutting my chin wide open and looking like a freak. So someone contact all my family members, friends, etc, and go in on a 600 dollar razor or something. I'm totally serious. Or maybe electrolysis treatment.