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Lemur Asteroid Fair? Platypus Comet Fest? [Jan. 12th, 2001|05:12 pm]
Roy Janik

A thousand times NO! It's Dinosaur Moonpark.

Step 1) Register dinosaurmoonpark.com.
Step 2) Build a park on the moon and fill it with dinosaurs!

Looking back over my list, I'm pleased to announce that we're half way there!

[User Picture]From: warhol
2001-01-12 04:27 pm (UTC)
I want one. at least one. two, in fact. are you selling stock certificates?
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2001-01-14 10:06 am (UTC)
For now, Dinosaur Moonpark is a privately held company. This keeps us from revealing too many of our secrets to the stockholders and public at large. But once the park is actually built, we may open things up a bit.

Currently, there are no plans to build more than one park. Alghough if the Moonpark is successful, we may turn our eyes outward, and initiate project Dinosaur Marspark.
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[User Picture]From: warhol
2001-01-14 10:16 am (UTC)
Can I at least have an honorary stock certificate with the dinosaur logo on it? I promise not to reveal any secrets. In fact, I'll sign a nondisclosure statement. And cut my tongue out. And slice off my hands, so I can't write. And remove my eyelids, so I can't blink out messages.

(PS: if we can't resolve these through peaceful means, I have a "cousin" named Otto who would like to have a little "chat" with you.)
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2001-01-14 12:30 pm (UTC)


I'll get Wes on it, stat!
please don't hurt me.
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[User Picture]From: nekomouser
2001-01-14 11:39 pm (UTC)

I'm on it, I'm on it

I think the title says it all. I'll have Mr. Fallow draw one up immediately.
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