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Your child is starting to dismount at inappropriate moments. [Jan. 20th, 2001|07:22 pm]
Roy Janik
Last night was the Knighthood of Buh's night out to go see the Upright Citizens Brigade perform live at the Bad Dog Comedy Theater. At 22 bucks a pop and a two drink minimum, it wasn't exactly a cheap little expedition.

We all met at Katz's (which never kloses, I gotta tell you). Wes ordered a banana for some strange reason. We ate, had incredibly bad manners, and carpooled over to the show. This means that my car was left there. Remember that, it becomes important in the next post.

The show was well worth the price. The performances were spot-on, performed as good or better than in the tv show. We all sat in the front 2 rows (we being Wes, myself, Kat, Hektor, Kareem, Eric, Zac, Cindy, James and Sara). There was a reserved seat right next to Hektor, and before the show started, Colby, the lone woman in the cast, sat in it. Hector had no idea who she was, and informed us later that the following thoughts ran through his head:

1. Hey, she's sitting in the reserved seat. I wonder if she knows.
2. Hey, she's kindof attractive. Maybe I'll just keep my mouth shut.

The skits were hilarious, and Adair's redneck character was the shining star in my opinion. The only bad thing about the skits was that it was for the most part stuff from the show. This is to be expected I guess (look at Monty Pythons live stuff). The true glory, however, came at the end, when they did the improv. Wes is wrong about it being hit and miss. I thought the whole thing was side-splitting, and I stand in awe of their abilities.

After the show, we hung out in the upstairs bar for awhile, played pool, socialized, and even talked to the cast of UCB a little bit. Eventually, we headed to sixth street and went to BW-3, a chicken wing joint with some really HOT sauce.

At 2:00, we headed to Kat's apartment to continue the revelry. Wes wussed out and went home, which is unfortunate, because Kat made some really good amerreto sours.

Long night, lots of good conversation, and ultimately I ended up passed out on Kat's couch.

But WAIT! There's a problem... Kat has no car, and my car.... is at Katz's!
Will I survive?
Tune in next post for my amazing adventure.
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[User Picture]From: cindylou
2001-01-21 05:04 pm (UTC)

what tha fuck, roy? huh?

so you're telling me there is someone in austin parading around, pretending to be named "cindy"?? how can you expect me to come there if my life will turn into: "cindy? which one do you mean? oh, the short brunette who's really quiet?" don't make me be reduced to "the quiet brunette," roy...cheese-filled streets or not.

;)
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2001-01-21 05:21 pm (UTC)

Re: what tha fuck, roy? huh?

Nah, we don't know this Cindy at all. And she seemed a bit freaked out by us. Tell you what... If she starts hanging out with us on a regular basis, I'll just insist that we all call her PickleShorts or FishBreath, instead of Cindy, okay?
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[User Picture]From: cindylou
2001-01-21 06:51 pm (UTC)

i approve.

sounds like a plan...i'm sure old fish breath and i will appreciate that.

;)
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From: embermae
2001-04-16 10:23 pm (UTC)

Fishbreath? I don't think so....

Um...hi...well I was doing research for this article I'm writing about internet journals (well more like delaying my homework that's due tommorrow by doing more fun homework that's due next week) and anyway I have been looking at the journals of Zac's friends and friends of Zac's friends, etc, and here I was shocked to see myself!

You don't have to call me fishbreath...or pickleshorts, because my name is spelled
C-y-n-d-e-e, so I'm not stealing Cindylou's identity. Although my grandmother likes to call me Cindy Lou all the time for some reason that I know not of, despite the fact that my middle name is not Lou. But I am a quiet brunette; I wouldn't say short, though.

Also, I don't eat fish that much. Hardly ever actually. And I don't eat pickles either. And I don't really like those names.

Also, I'm always freaked out by large groups of people whom I don't know, so it's nothing personal. You all even passed the interesting people test!

Sorry for this very long strange reply that you probably won't know about unless you have email turned on. Very sleepy. Must do homework now.
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2001-04-16 10:34 pm (UTC)

Re: Fishbreath? I don't think so....

Yeah, whatever, FishBreath!
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From: embermae
2001-04-17 01:08 pm (UTC)

Re: Fishbreath? I don't think so....

what did I do to you? or is this one of those good insults? I never can tell.
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[User Picture]From: zinereem
2001-04-17 01:20 pm (UTC)

Re: Fishbreath? I don't think so....

Do you think I'd take the time out to insult someone I didn't like? Welcome to the family.
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From: embermae
2001-04-18 09:21 am (UTC)

Re: Fishbreath? I don't think so....

awww...that's so sweet. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. But by the way, don't call me Fishbreath, bitch. I know where you live. Or I will, once I look it up.
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